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wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”
Oct 1, 2014 / 366,370 notes

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

Oct 1, 2014 / 110 notes
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Oct 1, 2014 / 15,722 notes

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Oct 1, 2014 / 394,743 notes

mikerugnetta:

…soooooooo what you’re telling me is that Milkshake brings all the good boys to the yard?

Oct 1, 2014 / 80,088 notes

superopinionated:

dailymurf:

xfuckbarculturex:

Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

I’m not a cat person but the last one killed me

That Ze Frank is a funny dude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk

Maude peed in her bed last week and I haven’t had time to wash the pillow. She is sadly laying in the outer donut
Sep 29, 2014

Maude peed in her bed last week and I haven’t had time to wash the pillow. She is sadly laying in the outer donut

This entire thing was $4. Fairway is the best. Union market sells this for like $9/lb.
Sep 29, 2014

This entire thing was $4. Fairway is the best. Union market sells this for like $9/lb.

Even though the weather is nice, I deem it officially fall because decorative corn. #decorativecornseasonmotherfuckers
Sep 28, 2014

Even though the weather is nice, I deem it officially fall because decorative corn. #decorativecornseasonmotherfuckers

OMG. #interspeciessnuggle #minmin #maude
Sep 24, 2014

OMG. #interspeciessnuggle #minmin #maude

How obsessed am I with this succulent sink? Probably a lot.
Sep 23, 2014

How obsessed am I with this succulent sink? Probably a lot.