Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.
Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”
…soooooooo what you’re telling me is that Milkshake brings all the good boys to the yard?
Maude peed in her bed last week and I haven’t had time to wash the pillow. She is sadly laying in the outer donut
This entire thing was $4. Fairway is the best. Union market sells this for like $9/lb.
Even though the weather is nice, I deem it officially fall because decorative corn. #decorativecornseasonmotherfuckers
OMG. #interspeciessnuggle #minmin #maude
How obsessed am I with this succulent sink? Probably a lot.